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‘Nobody Realizes This Is Nowhere‘ out Sept 10 via Slumberland

STREAM: “Walking Without You”

San Francisco pop punk trio Terry Malts announce the follow-up to 2012’s Killing Time. Their sophomore record is entitled Nobody Realizes This Is Nowhere, and will be released September 10 via Slumberland Records. Album tracklist and cover art below.

Last month Terry Malts gave us the first taste of their upcoming LP with the song “I Was Not There.” Today the band shares the album’s second single, “Walking Without You.” Stream the track over at Stereogum.

Terry Malts will embark on a full U.S. tour in the Fall. Full tour dates listed below.


Notes from the Malts Mansion: Spring, 2013

I’ve disconnected the doorbell; the phone is off the hook.  The post office has been instructed to return all mail sent c/o Box 489 directly back to sender.  These extreme actions have not been made in haste.  The past year-plus has plum worn me out.

Ever since Slumberland Records lost a bet and released 2012’s Killing Time, it seems that the bored drudges of this outhouse Earth have done nothing but follow that album title’s orders, a.k.a. harass me.  (Lord knows the everyday “fan” of these “guys” has nothing better to do).  Visitors, calls, letters.  Look, I know I’m the only known liaison to the men behind the man, but that doesn’t mean I have the answer to the burning question on everyone’s melon: WHEN IS THE NEXT TERRY MALTS ALBUM COMING OUT?!

Oh, wait, actually I do know the answer to that one!  Terry Malts’ brand-new platter, Nobody Realizes This Is Nowhere, is being released on September 10, 2013, once again on Slumberland Records. The official full-length follow-up to last year’s year-end-list-thrashing debut, hot on the heels of two more blistering 7″s in the meantime.

Who are these Nobodies?  Where is this Nowhere?  The same crack-staff has been employed: Phil Benson (bass, vocals), Corey Cunningham (guitar, throat), and Nathan Sweatt (drums, confusion), recorded by they-damn-selfs in their “San Francisco practice space”, and again mixed by Monte Vallier (Weekend, Half Church).  Hey, Parrothead: changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes, right?  Right!  Which is why the Malts tropes you’ve come to know and love haven’t gone anywhere: anger, hatred, exhaustion, delusion, seclusion, consumption, life, death, breathing, eating, and probably some sensitivity or something.  It’s all right in front of your earballs!

Considering a stiff breeze could blow your web address over, take this “press-release” as a “warning.”  NRTIN is a punch in the gut, a kick to the teeth, a tickle exactly where you want it (wink, wink).  This thing is the toupee of your record collection: throw it on top of that embarrassing stack o’ wax by the stereo to instantly transform your reputation.

Look, we can’t do everything to help out you and those of your odor, but giving you this news is a step in the right direction.  And this is coming straight from the top floor.  Terry Malts’ Nobody Realizes This Is Nowhere shreds.  It blasts.  It blows (a good thing!).   A dynamite record, that’ll prolly say “Play It Loud!” or whatever in the liners.  But seriously, folks…  listen to this thing and leave me alone!

Terry: just like the days of our pathetic weeks, a name that ends in “why…?”

-Matt Kallman

Tour Dates:

08/15 San Diego, CA – The Void *#
08/16 Los Angeles, CA – La Cita (Punky Reggae Party) *
08/17 Los Angeles, CA – Origami Vinyl *#
08/30 San Diego, CA – The Void (AWESOMEFEST 7) $
09/05 San Francisco, CA – Thee Parkside (Record Release) *^
09/12 Salt Lake City, UT – Kilby Court
09/13 Denver, CO – Walnut Room
09/14 Lawrence, KS – Replay Lounge
09/15 Iowa City, IA – Gabe’s
09/16 Chicago, IL – Empty Bottle
09/18 Allston, MA – Great Scott
09/19 Brooklyn, NY – Glasslands
09/20 Baltimore, MD – Metro Gallery
09/21 Philadelphia, PA – Boot & Saddle
09/22 Washington, DC – DC9
09/23 Columbus, OH – Kobo
09/25 Dallas, TX – City Tavern
09/26 Austin, TX – The Mohawk
09/29 Phoenix, AZ – Rhythm Room

* = w/ Synthetic ID
# = w/ Tony Molina
$ = w/ w/ White Night, Distressers, Moral Crux
^ = w/ Pinhead

Terry Malts
Nobody Realizes This Is Nowhere
Street Date: Sept 10, 2013

1. Two Faces
2. Human Race
3. Life’s A Dream
4. I Was Not There
5. They’re Feeding
6. Buy Buy Baby
7. No Tomorrow
8. Walking Without You
9. Well Adjusted
10. Comfortably Dumb
11. So Serious